Jokes to brighten your day

1. We are NOT your MOTHER!. . 2. Were NOT put here just to bear your children!. . 3. I do have a life outside of children,cleaning,and kissing your ass. . 4. No means NO - That does not leave room for discussion!. . 5. Dont lie your not good at it we know more then you think we know!. . 6. If you can look then so can I !. . 7. Compliments wouldnt hurt us ..Lack of giving them may hurt you!. . 8. Beauty lies within.. until you piss her off! Hint Warning signs may be small look carefully. . 9. Honesty is a womens best friend , Money is a long lost reletive!. . 10. Be there for her,beside her, helping her not making things harder and more work for her!. . 11. Listening does not constitute shake head and say uh huh. When looked at for a response. Remember you may be asked on a later date about this subject! It is highly advisable to be able to recall that information! Otherwise your in TROUBLE!