Jokes to brighten your day

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic. surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of. a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while. and said: " Yes, I can put you right.". After the operation, bandages off, stitches out. he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon. and yells: "You bastard, you gave me a womans ears.". "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference. whether it is a mans or a womans.". "Youre wrong, I hear everything, but I dont. understand a thing!"