Jokes to brighten your day

A guy came into a bar one dayand said to the bartender,� Give me six double vodka.�The barman says, �Wow! youmust have had very bad day.��Yes, I�ve just found out myolder brother is gay.�The next day the same guycame into the bar and askedfor the same drinks.When the bartender askedwhat the problem was todaythe answer came back, �I�vejust found out that myyounger brother is gay too!�On the third day the guy cameinto the bar and orderedanother six double vodkas.The bartender said, �What thehell? Doesn�t anybody in yourfamily like women?��Yes, my wife��