Jokes to brighten your day

Once upon a time leadership mattered, now dealership rules the world. Once upon a time quality was craftsman's pride, now it is a departmental mess. Once upon a time mouse was an untouchable mammal, now it is handheld pest. Once upon a time wisdom was cultivated by wise people, now it is flashed on T-shirts. Once upon a time teacher tought and students learnt, now teacher trade and students consume. Once upon a time population was a problem, now it is a flourishing mass market. Once upon a time competition brought out the best, now it brings out the worst in people. Once upon a time there was a golden rule, now if you have gold, you rule. Once upon a time truth telling was good for your soul, now it is bad for promotion. Once upon a time success meant living by ideals, now it is about using above all principles. Once upon a time beauty was in the eye of the beholder, now it is booming business. Once upon a time the government was clean and sex was dirty, now one doesn't know.