Jokes to brighten your day

Bob had always ordered a beverage by simply saying, "A Coke, please." However, recently waitresses had been responding, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb." Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, Bob decided to make life easier. So one day he simply asked the snack bar clerk at a movie theater for a "dark, carbonated beverage." The young man behind the counter looked up and said, "Sir, would you like a cylindrical plastic sucking device with that?"