Jokes to brighten your day

A doctor and a lawyer have a minor accident on a country road.

The lawyer, noticing the other driver was a doctor and seemed a little shaken up, helps him from his car and offers him a drink from his flask.

The doctor accepts the drink and hands the flask back to the lawyer, who closes it and puts it away.

�Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?� asked the doctor.

�Certainly", replied the lawyer, "After the police leave�.