Jokes to brighten your day

THREE women escape from prison- a blonde and two brunettes. They hide in an abandoned farmhouse. Inside they find three sacks and decide to hide in them. When the copes arrive at the house, one of the officers sees the sacks. He yells: "There's just three sacks in here!" His partner replies: "Kick them to be sure they're not hiding inside." The officer goes over and kicks the on sack. Inside one brunette yells: "MEEEYYOWW" The officer says: " Oh, its just a stupid cat." So he kicks the next sack and the other brunette goes: "RuFF RuFF"!" .Ther officer says: "Oh, its just a stupid dog!" The blonde in the third sack is relieved the cop is so gullible and now knows what to do. So when the cop kicks her sack, she yells: "POTATOES!"