Jokes to brighten your day

Schwarzenegger has a bigone,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has one but doesn'tuse it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusualone,George Burns' was hot,Liberace NEVER used his onwomen,Jerry Seinfeld is very veryproud of his,We never saw Lucy use Desi'swhat is it?A last name....... Were youthinking of something else?