Jokes to brighten your day

One evening I visited the golf driving range. As I hit ball after ball, I realised that someone was watching me from the doorway of the pro shop, which was about 50 metres behind the tee. Despite the presence of more able golfers, his attention was fixed solely on me. Thinking this keen observer was impressed with what he saw, I began showing off by hitting some fancy shots. I felt great, and his interest never wavered. I eventually emptied my bucket and headed to the pro shop to ge some more balls. It was only then that I realised that my admirer was a life-size cardboard cut-out of golfing great Fred Couples advertising golf balls.