Jokes to brighten your day

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He called her at the hotel to ask what happened to her. She was crying when she answered the phone. "I can't get out of the room!" "Why not?" the captain asked. "There are only three doors," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is the closet and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"