Jokes to brighten your day

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every 7 years. After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. He clears his throat and say, "Bad food." they nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "you've done nothing but complain since you got here."