Jokes to brighten your day

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car and then get in and try again."