Jokes to brighten your day

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, �Give me six double vodka.� The barman says, �Wow! you must have had very bad day.� �Yes, I�ve just found out my older brother is gay.� The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, �I�ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!� On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, �What the hell? Doesn�t anybody in your family like women?� �Yes, my wife��