Jokes to brighten your day

Buyer:How much a kilo of mango?
Seller:RM7!
Buyer:Very expensive. .RM5 can?
Seller:Cannot.It is the cheapest!
Buyer:If it is not sweet?
Seller:U don't have to pay it!
Buyer:Give me 10 kilo of mango that is not sweet!
Seller:#$%&@???