Jokes to brighten your day

When sam found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. so one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. her natural beauty took his breath away. "i may like just an ordinary man" he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two. my father will die and I'll inherit 20million pounds" impressed. the woman went home with that evening. and three days later. she became his stepmother.