Jokes to brighten your day

A very homely person made an appointment with a pysychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "doctor,i'm so depressed and lonely, i don't have any friends,no one will come near me,and everbody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "i'm sure i can." the psychiatrist replied. " just go over and lie face down on that couch." ngee",)