Jokes to brighten your day
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give my family a nice home and plenty of food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!" The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!" The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"