Jokes to brighten your day

The teacher asks janie one day why is your eye black he replied its my dad, i sleep by my parents so everytime when he ask me at night if i'm sleeping i say no, than he hits me.Teacher said next time keep quiet so he did and no more black eye.The following month he came back to school with a black eye again and teacher asked what happened now.He said the usual but this time he got busy with mom and asked her are you coming she said yes,she asked dad are you coming he said yes than i said wait for me i'm also coming