Jokes to brighten your day

Japan man:Look. .Look. .Toyota car!Move quickly..Made in Japan!Not like Proton car made in m'sia. .Damp!
Texi driver:Yah. .
Japan man:Look. .Wah Nissan car!Very fast. .Good. .Made in japan!
Texi driver:Yah. .Yah. .
Japan man:Wow. .Honda car. .Very good. .Proton car is not good. .
Texi driver:Yah. .Yah. .Yah. .
Japan man:How much must i pay?
Texi driver:RM150 only!
Japan man:Wah!Very expensive!
Texi driver:Eh no. .Look at the meter. .Look. .Look. .Very good. .Very fast. .Made in japan!
Japan man:Gulppp!