Jokes to brighten your day

Three preachers are discussing the best position for prayer, while a telephone repairman works nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best ,one claims. "No ,i get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to heaven, the second says. "You're both wrong ' the third insist , The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face -down on the floor . The repairman can't contain himself any longer . Gentlemen," he says interrupting , the best praying i ever did was hanging upside down from a telephone pole.