Jokes to brighten your day

Paddy the Earthing : We put a man on the moon in 1969.
Paddy the Martian : Big deal ! We're going to send a team to the sun.
Paddy the Earthing : You'ru mad! They'll be burned up before they even get close.
Paddy the Martian : We're not that stupid! We're sending them up at night!