Jokes to brighten your day

Sarah and Dick were having dinner with a couple they'd lost touch with when they moved to another city many years ago. Over the meal, the couples took turns catching up. "And soon after we were married," Sarah began, "we were blessed with a marvelous, chubby creature with cute bow legs and no teeth." "Oh, you had a baby!" said the other husband. "Nope," Dick broke in, "Sarah's mother came to live with us."