Jokes to brighten your day

Bob decided to move into a smaller house for his retirement, so he invited his adult kids over to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was a beautiful, but very heavy, antique dining-room set. Bob's teenaged grandson, Mike, helped wrestle the set into a pick-up. It took the whole day, but finally the table, chairs and china cabinet were sitting in the dining room. "Just think," Bob said to his grandson as he rested, "This set is 100 years old. And one of these days, it will belong to you." "Oh, no!" Mike replied with a stricken look on his face. "You mean I'm going to have to move this thing AGAIN?"