Jokes to brighten your day

A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "Well, about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some delicious Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much that I put it on everything now. "Well," said the dentist, "that's the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away at your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asked the patient. "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.