Jokes to brighten your day
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
�But, officer,� the man began, �I can explain�
�Just be quiet,� snapped the officer. �I�m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.�
�But, officer, I just wanted to say�
�And I said to keep quiet! You�re going to jail!�
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, �Lucky for you that the chief�s at his daughter�s wedding. He�ll be in a good mood when he gets back.�
�Don�t count on it,� answered the fellow in the cell. �I�m the groom
�But, officer,� the man began, �I can explain�
�Just be quiet,� snapped the officer. �I�m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.�
�But, officer, I just wanted to say�
�And I said to keep quiet! You�re going to jail!�
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, �Lucky for you that the chief�s at his daughter�s wedding. He�ll be in a good mood when he gets back.�
�Don�t count on it,� answered the fellow in the cell. �I�m the groom
By: RoMaNTic