Jokes to brighten your day

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad.." "What?". "Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?". "No. You had your chance. Lights out.". "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..". "WHAT?". "Im THIRSTY..Can I have a drink of water??". "I told you NO! If you ask again Ill have to spank you!!". "Five minutes later.. "Daaaa-aaaad..". "WHAT??!!". "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"