Jokes to brighten your day

One day 3turtles decided they wantd2go braai sumwer,so,dey pack in all the food n wine n beers n stuf.They then set off,bt seeing that they turtles,they take ten days2get 2the picnicspot.On arrival they notice they got no tin opener,n decide2send franky back 4it.Franky stands his ground that if he goes,they gona finish the food.Afta much pursuasion,he goes.Ten days gone n frankys not back.20days.The two r hungry at they dnt eat cuz they made a promise.2mor days n they cant take it.They then open a tin of baked beans n eats it.Jus then franky jumps 4rm the bushes n shouts"MINIETE IM NOT GOING I KNEW IT"