The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles...such as: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. * Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. * Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. * Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-wives are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. * Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. * Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. * Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. * Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. * Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "literally disappear".
By: KARAN7

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