Jokes to brighten your day

A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husban. "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" the husban replied, "Look, I dont want to upset you, there were many. Lets just leave it alone." the wife continued to beg and plead. Finally the husband gave in. "Lets see." he said "There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine........"